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10 points to whoever can make me laugh the hardest!
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dont tell me that anyone can beat these, caz they cant...
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Title: A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.
Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged â every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss program..
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, Athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign Around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, He finally gives up... The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, Beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he Does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens With him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he Has lost another 20 lbs. As promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company To order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone... 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular Guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck That reads,
'If I catch you, you're mine.'
dont tell me that anyone can beat these, caz they cant...
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Title: A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.
Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged â every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
_______________________________________
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss program..
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, Athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign Around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, He finally gives up... The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, Beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he Does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens With him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he Has lost another 20 lbs. As promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company To order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone... 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular Guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck That reads,
'If I catch you, you're mine.'
How do I deal with having really big breasts? I'm starting to dislike them...?
Vanessa
I just turned 16 and I'm wearing a D cup (but i might outgrow that soon too *shudder*) Some girls I know wish their breasts were bigger. They are b cups, and honestly, I would love to trade with them. There's certain shirt styles that my friends wear that I can't wear anymore. I never wear my favorite shirt anymore because when I do i can see and feel the material stretching cause my boobs are too big for it.I feel really self conscious about my breasts. I catch a lot of the guys at school staring at my chest. The attention is unwanted, especially when some of them start making pervy comments. I hate things like PE class and such. I do have a sports bra, but my breasts still bounce and I just hate that feeing! And i know i'm being watched the entire time. Even hitting bumps on car rides makes my chest start bouncing. Grrr.. Another thing is my back and shoulders ache because of the size of my breasts. By the time school is over, my back is killing me. What can i do to feel more comfortable about my breasts? Sometimes i kinda wish i could get them reduced.
I might be closer to a DD
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You need better bras, for starters. With large breasts, you need more substantial bands and straps and most likely an underwire and a structured cup if you are going to be comfortable. Those stringy little things a-and-b-cup wearers can get away with won't cut it. For sports bras I like Enell if you are going to be running or jumping, though Nike makes a couple of decent ones also. If you are willing to drop the coin on a high-end place it's worth it to get fitted... otherwise, don't fixate on a size but TRY EVERYTHING ON until it fits well.
That'll most likely help with your back issues. If you opt for a reduction you mostly have to wait until they are done growing anyway.
Clothing-wise you may do better shopping in the "Women's/Misses" department rather than the "Juniors". You can get just as trendy stuff, but it's cut bigger in the bust. Wrap tops and three quarter length sleeves are flattering without being too boobylicious.
And feel free to report boys who make inappropriate comments about you to whatever local authorities there are. It's harassment and better for them to get detention than a lawsuit and a divorce ten years down the road.
You need better bras, for starters. With large breasts, you need more substantial bands and straps and most likely an underwire and a structured cup if you are going to be comfortable. Those stringy little things a-and-b-cup wearers can get away with won't cut it. For sports bras I like Enell if you are going to be running or jumping, though Nike makes a couple of decent ones also. If you are willing to drop the coin on a high-end place it's worth it to get fitted... otherwise, don't fixate on a size but TRY EVERYTHING ON until it fits well.
That'll most likely help with your back issues. If you opt for a reduction you mostly have to wait until they are done growing anyway.
Clothing-wise you may do better shopping in the "Women's/Misses" department rather than the "Juniors". You can get just as trendy stuff, but it's cut bigger in the bust. Wrap tops and three quarter length sleeves are flattering without being too boobylicious.
And feel free to report boys who make inappropriate comments about you to whatever local authorities there are. It's harassment and better for them to get detention than a lawsuit and a divorce ten years down the road.
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